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DOCTOR WHO: 

Never mind the Daleks 



CENSORSHIP: 

The unkindest cuts? 



"Naughty 

Knickers" 



BANC: MIX THOSE MEDIA AND PRESS THE FAST FORWARD! 



NEW ALBUMS: 

Adam Ant, Huey Lewis, 
David Sylvian reviewed 



PAPERBOY: 

First past the post? 



• IMIMII 





“Bopped him i 



Missing 
Fist too? 



ANYONE WAITING patiently lot the 
appearance of Fist U will have to sit it out 
least another two weeks. 

The sequel to Way of The Exploding Fist v 
first mooted as an August release which then 



Out of date 



l week of October 



MP 




ATTACKS 


games but this is going to 


ROYAL 


Ihc extreme. 


SPOOF 


Ronald Reagan 








HANDS OFF 
SHF'S MINE 



Make it 

Big 

YET MORE proof of compilations mania has 
emerged with Durell packing up singular 
production of Turbo Esprit, Saboteur, Combat 
Lynx and Critical Mass. 

Once existing stocks of these games run out 
they will only be available in a package called The 
Big 4, 

Fatworm Blows 

bin manpower wouldn't be able to cope with Uiem once 

Thu Big 4 will retail al £1 1.95 on C64, Specmim and 
Amstrad bin boss Robert White preferred to enthuse 
about Fanroim Stows A Sparky. "It was going to be 
called rhe Killer Dos but that’s far too sinister and 



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25 SCAN STARTS HEBE 

at. Bum Set Spike, Mum Comoicl Oise luketiai: lallr rnniimnnc 
Bee II - so too wml (281: Films- Pollmelst It rUn WAHUo 

e.i.l Wall lhara ,.a IJ71- NlnhK In Mark satin 



FORWARDS 



who's who si Otetu Ms 
JO BANGING OFF 



30 UNKINDEST CUTS 
OF ALL 

TV ceosarslilo slashed to 




SHOCK HORROR 
HORROR BOVVER 

GerTHEcraciExos 



COM AGAIN? 



“Living dead" 



[MEDUSA! 






VONKHEAVS 



imporl-iitly liip. The 



‘ had lo ihink quick— 

1 remember where I seen > 
l ihal key or I'd be hotfootin’ . 
it over a lire pit. That's 
when the hcadbone come 



noisy and taioBt I 

important!^ h|p, but 
they were the lust 
ones I could think of. 

DON’T 
EVEN 
THINK 
ABOUT IT: 

"look at me fm here Or 



i gonna be no 



; the beach." 






go«D» "Iu^uSe 



COM'O rum 

I c ® 99 



THE ULTIMATE BACKUP 



MSTMOCEM 



FOR THE COMMODORE 64/128 

^ MUITI MODULI SYSTEM- Ml OH ONI DISK 



NEW IMPROVED 
VERSION ISbtSSb 



10 BANG September 27th, 1986 




BRING BACK THE MSX OPTIMIST 
THE PIMAN FAN WRITES 

§H“EH EHSEa ESEIf. 

££ |r.r"' 525H55 su»s£ 



Dun* Beetles, nr whtu- 



nsrss, 



'"HESS 



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SS3 S‘sSHi.1 

MmW Inul've Mom like will Tile Pi- 






BANGING OFF 





1 September : 




Besotted sports 
buff writes . . . 



maR Ls really great 



A LARGE RANGE OF 

BUBBLE BUS 

AND 

MINIBUS LINE 
GAMES 



FOR COMMODORE 64 +4, Cl 6, 
VIC20, AMSTRAD, SPECTRUM, MSX and 
ATARI COMPUTERS 





12 BANG September 27th. 1986 



READ ALL 

ABOUT IT ‘ 






Elite has always been Paperboy is the latest coin-op conversion from 
chart-topping game kings Elite. TONY 
HETHERINGTON has the news»» 



EiS™i tflhe Bail); Sun 

nilRZINC PAPERBOY DEUUERS! 



Q_^STHKr^CRKE K 4_V 






MMM 



CHARTBUSTER 





BANG September 27th, 1986 



KNOW-ALL COMPETITION 



Right then you lot. Shut up about computers 

for a minute and get ready for a TQ&l real test . 

It’s time to see if you're quite as sure about 
things as you thought. 

If I said punks have mohican hair-dos, 

that heat or that Cook discovered 

etierisnv you'd think I was pretty spot on 
with my facts wouldn't you ? WOULDN’T YOU? 

WAKE UP OVER THERE ! 

WeU clever trousers you’d be wrong, so | 

put that in your pice and stay fashionable. tt, 

These facts, as 
are totally wro 




though you don’t have 






, v , YES TEN! YES TEN 1 - 

YES TEW 

All YOU have to do is answer this 



commonly known, 

8 with the 



air and heated water that 1 aI!1 * I 

would've explained who discovered 
BlfBIJSnY but I couldn't find it in the book. 

To be as clever as me you have to be 
pretty lucky but you could also buy Things 

You Thought You Knew by Graeme Donald 

The latest offering from unw 



1 . Catgut docs not come from cats. 

Wh;tl arc the two animals lhat it docs 
come from? / / 

The closing date ol thisgU t -wrenching 
competition is 1st October, so get on wtth It 
Entries should be sent to Dolores De Prize 
Person. BANC. BTC. Bessemer Drive. 



Stevenage. Herts SCI 2DX. 



KNOW 
COMPETITION 



MICRO MAIL 




AMSTRAD CPC61 28/PCW 8256/ 
PCW 8512 SOFTWARE 







14 BANG September 27th, 1986 





TROJAN 

CAD-MASTER 

THE ULTIMATE IN GRAPHICS TOOLS 






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A TOP QUALITY LIGHT PEN’ 



Discover the exciting world of creating your own 
graphics on screen. 

• FREEHAND DRAW - 5 pen thicknesses inc. Quills 

• PAINT BRUSH - for the artistic touch 

• FILL ANY SHAPE - use 16 colours and 1 1 patterns. 

• GEOMETRIC SHAPES - circles, boxes, triangles, lines 
& banding. 

• DYNAMIC RUBBER BANDING on all geometric options. 

• PIN-POINT FUNCTION - for pixel accuracy on all functions. 
Plus many more too numerous to mention in this ad. All these 

features in the Program + a top quality Light Pen and an 
Instruction booklet in one reasonably priced package. Easy to use 
for creating colourfull pictures or technical drawings. Ideal for use 
by all ages of micro users. Full back-up sen/ice from 
manufacturers. Available at good dealers or direct 
from Trojan Products. SG 4 




Micro Computer Software & Accessories 

TROJAN PRODUCTS 
1 66, Derlwyn, Dunvant, Swansea SA2 7PF 
Tel: (0792)205491. 

TRADE ENQUIRIES WELCOMED 






18 BA NO September 27th, 1986 







V\EW 

urn 



MAClC CAULDRON 




Probably the best joysticks in the world 

-(^jgj ^p^rcHoion 




igjMETAL SHAFT AUTO FIRE 

igfr +2 SELECTOR CONNECTOR "S' 

^12 MONTH WARRANTY 

• Deluxe, robust construction. • Comfortable rugged 

hand-grip, 8directional control with automatic centering. 



• Highly sensitive light touch MICRO SWITCH firebuttons. 

• Ergonomically designed control handle with indestructable 
METAL SHAFT. • Built In AUTO FIRE lunctlon. 



-Gjeetatl ' . - 

-'X~ .JSUSSSIb 1 
Marketing gsi^iggsss J 



ASTERIX 

C6A 

Melbourne House 

£ 9.95 




SLOW 



BANG September 27th, 1986 19 




HACKER 11 
C64 

Activision 

£11.95 

You always knew 
racing would get you 
into trouble and now 




BAHG REVIEWS 
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Z ’ "' PHONE OR SEND 
lYl/JR COMPUTER (without , 
power supply or leads) FOR 
FREE, NO OBLIGATION I 
ESTIMATE! 



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BANG September 27th, 




1 AEW 






SPBSiMJia 33 










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TELLY TOP TENS 

BBC1 Into ,TV 



iSlIvS 



i id Speed King 



2 (?i Klk Stan 

3 (■■. Street Olympics 
a (r,| Hie At Hung Fu 
s (v i Fingers Malone 




7 (>oi FormulaOneSimulatot Masiortronic 
a Winter Events Anco 

10 (r.) Booty Firebird 



Jit 



(3) Ninla Master Firebird 

i i Trivial Pursuit Dome* 

(6) Harvey Wartianger Firebird 







24 BANG September 27th, 1986 



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IT'S COME round al 
Iasi. The wedding ol 
the year. Not Susan 
Barlow and Mike 
Baldwin or Andy 
and Fergie but dopey 
Lofty and sour-faced 
Michelle of 
EaslEnders ((BBC 1 
Thurs). 

No doubl the papers 



mugs on TV this week. 
Bruce Forsyth manages 
lo gel on twice with Play 
Your Cards Right ( Fri 
ITV) and Sllngar s Day 
(Wed ITV) but yukkiosl 
musi be Rob Buckman. 




LITTLE 



i ol Tobe 



IN TESTS 
8 OUT OF 
10 SHOPS I 
SAID THEIR 
CUSTOMERS 
PREFERRED IT 




BANG September 27th, 1986 

Tinr^rr 





WITH DA/IN A 



BASEBALL 
SUNDAYS FROM 
OCTOBER 5 
CHANNEL FOUR 

»IO SOONER has 
Britain finally 



iiliililiaririiiaS 



years ago. (Hoav- vy) - 



BANG September 




HUEY 

LEWIS AND 
THE NEWS 



DAVID SYLVIAN 
GONE TO EARTH 
(VIRGIN) 



greal posers, and he lives enough, bul four? 
up to that reputation I wonder why Virgin 

admirably in this new him get away with it 



Computer Games is a volatile business. Y ou've got to 
make the right decisions and work with the right 
people to be a success. At CRL we've been doing 
that longer than most Companies have been in 
business. If you've got a program, you'll want the 
worldwide distribution we take for granted and 
the Software Development back-up we pride 
ourselves in. If you're a designer, a programmer 
or both, get in touch. 

/prrs n CRL Group Pic. CRL House. 9 Kings Yard. Carpenters Road, 
London E 1 5 2HD Tel: 01 -S33 291 8 











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